THE 12 "MOST IMPORTANT" THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU OWN A HORSE...
-To induce labor in a mare? Take a nap.
-To cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
-To cure equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class.
-To get a horse to stay very calm and laid back? Enter them in a liberty
class.
-To get a horse to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it
with fresh water.
-To get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
-To get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of
his stall.
-To make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you
always wanted? Sell her before she foals.
-To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch? Get him out late
at night or anytime no one is a round to see him.
-To induce a cold snap in the weather? Clip a horse.
-To make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
-To make a small fortune in the horse business? Start with a large one.